eeeevnin all, just watched an amazing video of pipe; www.lightsinthewoods.com soo it is the weekend of the machine, some may say this is cheating, i say smell my finger. whats that smell you say? thats the smell of victory. sweet sweet victory. your probbably just bitter cos you dont have an amazing landowner who wil let you get a digger in. for the 85% of others will probs be physched on this, it can only mean one thing and thats bigger and more jumps. god ive got some wild ideas. i should draw them out on paint. infact i will do that now. 2 secs. murder on the dancefloorrr you better not kill the grooove heyyy heyyy, rigght thats done now blimey that was time consuming! and so yeah back to the point, we dont have a huge digging crew, like many places, i know many places have just 3 dedicated dudes butive got so many ideas i want to come to life and it takes forver digging by myself. i aint saying i dig on my own all the time, cos loadsa diff people have came and helped here and there! (thanks guys!) but its mega sweet having this oppurtunity and to be honest your a cock if you were to turn down having a digger just to prove a point that you just build by hand! hahaaa. so yea thats my little dig at people. (see what i did there?!) HAHAAAA onwards and upwards heres some stuff: heres me being a happy chappy on our trails roooadtrip earlier this year, thanks again to everyone who welcomed us and let us ride :) greoux rip.!!! aha! so heres my first wild idea;

here we have the overtaking berm system, after a sweet hip (the really square one fig.4) you will have two options, eithe rin or out, outside takes you round a sweet pawoods style jump to berm to jump out ( then into more berms but didnt draw that. butt if you have a sweet trick to do and the person who was infront of you is making you less stoked to stunt or maybe going too slow?! you can take the toight inside line :) and then you will have to get scott edgeworth to teach you to manual 50 rollers in a row to get you through the line (fig3) , cos other wise, uh oh buddy, youre going to tinsel town. figure one shows a sweet sunflower which i may or may not grow if i can be arsed. figure 2 shows a lil pond or ditch type thing full of grass and flowers so if you should fall in youl be all clean and smell nice. death pits make jumps more scary, the one at bath is like 10 ft deep? (no exaggeration) i didnt jump it. sod that. this picture also shows a hawk shitting on stuff and a lil seagull scared of the hawk, also some violets,bluebells some roses and daffodils.

okaay so wild idea no 2! her we have the wild stepdown-o-rama! its guna be on the big hill at the back insteadof/aswell as the wild rollercoaster stepdown-o-rama mk1 (which will be made bigger :s) to get the mud we will take it out of the hill creating a cliff drop if your brakeless haha. itl be like the chertsey one but more gnarly (dont hold me to that, cherts one is prettty gnarlyy) so yeah round aberm then over a big roller into a lofty set, aslo shown is the last stunt set and the green stuff is moss. coupla seagulls and a badass sun, smoking a cigar and telling me my trails are rad. thanks sun. no, thank you chuck norris. paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wowee look at the berm! berm update soon! mangrove is sweeet was watching ray mears eat mangrove worms, fuck that, well interesting htougH! yep its pretty much winter.. UN-beliveeeeablely crafted! still say that lil webvideo is the best thing ive ver seen and all it is essentialy is a couple of tables, and a load of kicksouts over this jump! sasquatch! always has treats! these were all the talk on pshady book when i started riding. moulds or something!? what id give for joes trails pics folders.... :D these are where i first rode for 2 years, sandy and rebuilt about 5738953 times cos they kept on getting knowcked down by kids but iwas too determined! this is about half. i did make another blog on these but only if you can find it... benson photo wow wild i guess! got their shit toegtheerrr, big berm boyos BELTON!

yooooo!